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  “Yes, but I technically said it first.”

  “What if I told you that when I said ‘keep bouncing on my dick,’ it was really code for ‘I love you?’ ”

  I grinned. “If that’s the case, then you’re gonna love what ‘let me sit on your face’ is really code for.”

  “Jesus Christ, Chloe.”

  “Ring a ding ding.” I laughed.

  “I love you. I love you. I love you,” he told me.

  So I bounced, right into my own happy ending.

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  ALICE CLAYTON worked in the cosmetics industry for over a decade before picking up a pen (read laptop). She enjoys gardening but not weeding, baking but not cleaning up, and finally convinced her long-time boyfriend to marry her. Now, about that Bernese Mountain dog. . . .

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